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UniMinipet is a South Korean aeni produced by DongWoo Animation. It aired on SBS and seven local private broadcasting networks from June 15, 2001 to December 7, 2001.
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The Second Battle of Rivas occurred on 11 April 1856 between Costa Rican militia under General Juan Rafael Mora Porras and the Nicaraguan forces of American mercenary William Walker. The lesser known First Battle of Rivas took place on the 29 June 1855 between Walker's forces and the forces of the Chamorro government of Nicaragua.
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